Commentary:

After over a month (almost two, actually) of just sitting on my ass doing nothing with The Sausage, I finally decided to start updating again.

Okay, so April made a year since I had first met and started going out with the dumbest girl I've ever been with. I've pretty much been single since then, because of the girls I stopped talking to when we were together (in the end, we broke up when she was seen in public by a bunch of my friends, skanking out with some fag and lied to me about it the day after.)

The whole thing doesn't bother me as much as it used to, and what better way to mark my recovery than to look back and recap the entire story all in one long series?

...And so it began in April...

--Eric; 5/04/04