Commentary:

The month of June brought in a record 2000+ page hits, along with the confirmation that people bitching about their ex's is one of those universal things that no one really does, but everyone wants to do.

In June, I also blew the lid on our 'mystery poster' that had been posting trash talks on the Mistersausage Tagboard all throughout July. Little did anyone know that IP addresses are all logged, and this genius tried pulling a fast one by sending posts under various different names. Of course, though, they were all coming from one person (or one computer).

And so I let the world (and this person) know. And she never posted again. GOOD TIMES!

I'll repost that infamous post here. I can't believe that after all the hoops she made me jump through, she still has the gall to come back later and feel that she's in the right. Time might heal wounds, but it doesn't right wrongs for you! I was just about to end the stories about the ex in July, but her comments inspired me to bring the people a whole new month of war stories.

--Eric; 07/02/04

A lamer revealed:

Wednesday, June 3, 2004 : There will be no comic update today... BUT!!! I'll be updating with something (that I think) is just as funny, if not funnier! Throughout the past month, I've been putting up strips about my dysfunctional ex ... and all the bullshit that she's put me through. A lot of positive comments have been posted on the tagboard, along with a few negative comments. Now, I never mentioned this before, but guess what, as webmaster of this site, all IP addresses are logged! That's right! So throughout the past month, I've been collecting all comments left on the tagboard, along with their respective IP addresses... CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR ALL TIME HIGH POSTER!!! (IP Address 66.8.192.4) - Stud: GET OVER IT ALREADY LOSER!!!! How terribly pathetic. - Stud: LOSER! - The Ex: You Are in a word Pathetic. - The Ex: Eric you cheap ass bitch stop talking about me! - Girls: Eric we hate you! - Word to Erica: YEah yeah yeah GIRLS RULE, taking Eric to School - MS x: - Girl: Wowwwww you really aren't over her, loser! - Shelly: it's not just one person FOOL! But wouldn't you like to believe that?! Get over her! - Dude: dude, she's so hot, i woulnd't be able to get over her either - Confused: these comics just aren't funny. they're dumb. - Steve: Aikido RULES! - Fucka What: you're all shitheads! In particular, the negative ones. And guess what ... our all time high poster came from ONE IP ADDRESS! I'm not going to mention any particular names, but the following comments all came from the same computer! Here you go folks, enjoy this trip down memory lane! So here they are! Now I'm not going to mention any names, but take a bow for everyone, 66.8.192.4!! You're our jackass of the month, and it's only the 3rd!!! Thanks for entertaining us, Stud/The Ex/Girls/Ms X/Girls/Shelly/Dude/Confuse/Steve/Fucka What, or whatever your name is! You saved me the trouble of having to draw a comic today (I'm a lazy whore). Sorry folks, looks like my ex won the idiot award, and it's an award that can only be handed out once! Now that everyone knows that IP addresses are logged, there will be a new batch of negative comments coming in from all of her friends computers! GOOD TIMES! WOOOO!!!! Anyway, hope this updating was just as entertaining than any other. This month, I'll be ending the whole "Memoirs of a Dysfunctional Ex" storyline.. don't worry though, I'll be starting the "Memoirs of a Dysfunctional Breakup" storyline! (I particularly liked the post by "Shelly" saying that it wasn't just one person. Wow you really had me going ... OR DID YOU?!)